Oh god Mother’s trying to use comparethemarket
I can be relied on to have a theory about everything.
It's never bunnies.
Usually it's Rupert Graves, in the nude.
Office manager mentioned that gym have got her trying to skip, and she’s not very good at it, keeps getting tangled.
This reminded me that when I was a kid, I used to skip for *hours* and I would only ever have Gold Cup brand skipping ropes - the long ones with the wooden handles with the ball bearings in - because the others were a bit rubbish in comparison.
Of course, this was 30 years ago, there’s no chance that… oh, look, there’s a site in New Zealand has one in stock! *buys*.
*sigh* 37 going on 7 here we come… will have to see if I can still cross my arms…
I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so
When I was fairly small, my parents took me to the science museum, and for some reason, my Mum got curious about why it was that wherever we went, there’d be some kid around bawling their eyes out because they were lost, or an announcement that someone needed to come collect their child, but they’d never lost me. So, while I was distracted by some pulley systems, they hid, and, basically waited for me to notice they were gone and get upset.
After I’d tried all the pulleys, I looked round ready to move onto the next thing, and they weren’t there. So I moved on to the next exhibit anyway, at which point they came out of hiding and ran after me.
Mum got a bit upset and asked what I would have done if I’d really lost them. Apparently, ‘phone gran reverse charges, ask her to come and get me and finish looking round while she’s on her way’ was not the right answer.
how big of a problem is butt dialing in starfleet given how often commanding offers sit their asses right on top of consoles though
butt photon torpedoing
I read somewhere that the consoles are programmed so nothing happens if you hit two or more adjoining buttons at once - designed that way so nothing bad happens if you just grab hold when the ship lurches.
Girls and boys come out to play,
The moon doth shine as bright as day.
Seriously, the moon’s really got its shine on tonight.