I can be relied on to have a theory about everything.
It's never bunnies.
Usually it's Rupert Graves, in the nude.
i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am
I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”
could someone please come pick up their crying child
God forbid someone actually have standards in their relationships.
people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?
"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"
"Ask for more hours!"
"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "
"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"
I earn £22k/year and I’ve just spent four hours with a spreadsheet and concluded I need to halve my spending on food. How the HELL does anyone manage on minimum wage?!?
Does anyone know why the range of colours new cars come in is so restricted now? You used to be able to get cars in LOADS of colours and now it’s various greyscales and maybe a red or a blue.
Oh god Mother’s trying to use comparethemarket