Pantropia

I can be relied on to have a theory about everything.
It's never bunnies.
Usually it's Rupert Graves, in the nude.

Apr 20
This lady comes with me on all long car journeys.

This lady comes with me on all long car journeys.

(via fuzzybooks)


teamladsximpala:

arthurkirklandofficial:

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

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i dont know whats happening in this post

Today? Drizzle cancelling the one plan we all had, mowing the damn lawn.

(via burntcopper)


I have just had to take a photo to explain to my mother what butter is.
WTF? She’s the one that grew up without the concept of low-fat straight-from-the-fridge spreads FFS!


tygermama:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

titangroupie:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

zeeevah:

oodmoodfood:

personifiedrandomness:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought
no, let them suffer

i’m suffering

brilliant

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.
(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)
Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

oh my fucking god
this is adorable

I understand this reference!

BWAHAHAHAHA

tygermama:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

titangroupie:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

zeeevah:

oodmoodfood:

personifiedrandomness:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought

no, let them suffer

i’m suffering

brilliant

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.

(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)

Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

oh my fucking god

this is adorable

I understand this reference!

BWAHAHAHAHA


This weekend I have been left home alone, and have therefore mostly been eating toast.

I went shopping for myself, on my own, which doesn’t often happen. I spotted some honest-to-goodness real farmhouse butter, so I got it. The others would have some sort of low-fat spread, and I don’t generally bother with the stuff at all, because I hate it all in its solid form, but hot toast with real melted butter? OMNOMNOM.


macpye:

sqwrlydoom:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

The downside is you look like a jackass doing it.

The thing you want is a recumbent bicycle. 
And, wtf, as if you don’t get a good leg workout on a bicycle.

Some people have knee injuries etc that make the amount of bending involved in riding a normal bike problematic. Just saying.

macpye:

sqwrlydoom:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

The downside is you look like a jackass doing it.

The thing you want is a recumbent bicycle

And, wtf, as if you don’t get a good leg workout on a bicycle.

Some people have knee injuries etc that make the amount of bending involved in riding a normal bike problematic. Just saying.


Apr 19
A lot of people only seem to be able to get stuff like washing done when they’re procrastinating on something else. This is what I accidentally created when I was procrastinating on studying English by revising Spanish… and ended up learning VBA instead.
I was only going to put a few words I knew I kept getting wrong into one column of a spreadsheet, hide the translations and see if what I typed was right…

A lot of people only seem to be able to get stuff like washing done when they’re procrastinating on something else. This is what I accidentally created when I was procrastinating on studying English by revising Spanish… and ended up learning VBA instead.

I was only going to put a few words I knew I kept getting wrong into one column of a spreadsheet, hide the translations and see if what I typed was right…


donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

However today I’ve been doing Spanish because it’s easier than my english course.

(via laufeysonsrage)


metatronis:

I want a rewrite of Jeeves and Wooster where everyone is bisexual and there’s no stigma. Can you imagine the sheer number of accidental engagements?

When Bertie and Jeeves finally get married it’s because, well, duh, but it’s also to make sure that Bertie doesn’t accidentally get engaged to Gussie Fink-Nottle again.

…that could be glorious

(via evrenrambunctious)


roachpatrol:

pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]

Lee Dixon is the hero we deserve

There’s a group of monkeys at Howletts named after the characters in Labyrinth.

roachpatrol:

pleatedjeans:

apparently, you can name a bird if you adopt it. [x]

Lee Dixon is the hero we deserve

There’s a group of monkeys at Howletts named after the characters in Labyrinth.

(via tygermama)


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