Pantropia

I can be relied on to have a theory about everything.
It's never bunnies.
Usually it's Rupert Graves, in the nude.

Jul 14

Office manager mentioned that gym have got her trying to skip, and she’s not very good at it, keeps getting tangled.

This reminded me that when I was a kid, I used to skip for *hours* and I would only ever have Gold Cup brand skipping ropes - the long ones with the wooden handles with the ball bearings in - because the others were a bit rubbish in comparison.

Of course, this was 30 years ago, there’s no chance that… oh, look, there’s a site in New Zealand has one in stock! *buys*. 

*sigh* 37 going on 7 here we come… will have to see if I can still cross my arms…


Jul 11

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

When I was fairly small, my parents took me to the science museum, and for some reason, my Mum got curious about why it was that wherever we went, there’d be some kid around bawling their eyes out because they were lost, or an announcement that someone needed to come collect their child, but they’d never lost me. So, while I was distracted by some pulley systems, they hid, and, basically waited for me to notice they were gone and get upset.

After I’d tried all the pulleys, I looked round ready to move onto the next thing, and they weren’t there. So I moved on to the next exhibit anyway, at which point they came out of hiding and ran after me.

Mum got a bit upset and asked what I would have done if I’d really lost them. Apparently, ‘phone gran reverse charges, ask her to come and get me and finish looking round while she’s on her way’ was not the right answer.

(via feligrrrosa)


twofacedjanus:

spicyshimmy:

how big of a problem is butt dialing in starfleet given how often commanding offers sit their asses right on top of consoles though

butt photon torpedoing

I read somewhere that the consoles are programmed so nothing happens if you hit two or more adjoining buttons at once - designed that way so nothing bad happens if you just grab hold when the ship lurches.

(via humourous-misadventures)



royals-and-quotes:

Elie Saab Spring 2014 Collection

…these *are* people, yes? Cause they kinda look like dolls.

(via thatgeeklover)


Girls and boys come out to play,

The moon doth shine as bright as day.

Seriously, the moon’s really got its shine on tonight.


Jul 10

jaseon:

Beautiful.

(via tygermama)


musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

Guys, if you see any pictures of Jada I would urge you to report them to twitter for child sexual exploitation and/or the FBI for child pornography. =[
She is sixteen and not only is it gross and horrible for these pictures of an OBVIOUSLY unconscious girl to be shared, but she is a minor, this is illegal and disgusting.

What. The. Fuck.

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

Guys, if you see any pictures of Jada I would urge you to report them to twitter for child sexual exploitation and/or the FBI for child pornography. =[

She is sixteen and not only is it gross and horrible for these pictures of an OBVIOUSLY unconscious girl to be shared, but she is a minor, this is illegal and disgusting.

What. The. Fuck.

(via tygermama)


the-mcguffin:

taraljc:

catharticcruella:

catharticcruella:

zekedms:

catharticcruella:

tonyhawksprolurker:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

Get this boy to Disney world

DIDNEY WORL

We’re going to get to 700,005 by tonight!

This has shot up 100k a day for the last few days I AM VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

Keep it up!

Let’s hit 800,005 tonight!

Always. Reblog.

LET’S GET YOU TO DISNEYWORLD, MATE.  SEND US PICTURES!

YES! PICTURES WITH ALL THE CHARACTERS!

the-mcguffin:

taraljc:

catharticcruella:

catharticcruella:

zekedms:

catharticcruella:

tonyhawksprolurker:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

Get this boy to Disney world

DIDNEY WORL

We’re going to get to 700,005 by tonight!

This has shot up 100k a day for the last few days I AM VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

Keep it up!

Let’s hit 800,005 tonight!

Always. Reblog.

LET’S GET YOU TO DISNEYWORLD, MATE.  SEND US PICTURES!

YES! PICTURES WITH ALL THE CHARACTERS!

(via macpye)


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